" i want a 6’3 boy "
bitch you need a job
have a seat
men have preferences out the ass
"i want a girl with big boobs, thick thighs, a big ass, a tiny waist, long hair, no makeup, preferably a mix a mix between beyonce and a kardashian"
but if a girl has one preference, suddenly she’s an unemployed bitch
fuck outta here with this bullshit this post is trash
Super Sassy Married Heroes
This week on Tumblr:
It’s a metaphor. You’re a metaphor. I’m a metaphor. Your keybord is a metaphor. Everything is a metaphor. The universe is turning into one giant metaphor on a molecular scale. Run. It’s too late.
WHEN EVERYTHING IS DUE IN THE SAME WEEK
are you ever just like “lol white people” but then you’re like “wait i am a white people”
"its a metaphor, you see—you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you dont give it the power to do its killing"
oh my god
maybe the best vine ever
|Song: Who Needs You|
|Artist: The Orwells|
|Album: Who Needs You|
|Played: 4,857 times.|
You better pledge allegiance
You’re not the only one
Listen up forefathers
I’m not your son
i can’t believe your hips would just lie to me like that
Reminder that this happened
why are there so many “romantic” black and white gifs of tate from american horror story that aint right did you guys pay any attention to that show at all
moms are so temperamental you say one thing like “have you seen my hoodie” and theyre like your HOODIE??? YOUR HOODIE???? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY THINGS I HAVE TO DO EVERY DAY AND YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO KEEP TRACK OF YOUR HOODIE? NOBODY HELPS ME IN THIS HOUSE I DO EVERYTHING BY MYSELF AND NOBODY ASKS HOW I AM YOUR FATHER IS AN ALCOHOLIC